Staff

Prida: Junior Writer, Good-natured gnome that doesn't mind adding a humorous, but harmless fictional detail to a story. Best friends with Violet, who she goes around with to collect stories. Violet: Senior Writer, a Halfling who is eager to spin a scandalous story or biting article ever since she lost her parents. Spoiled in attitude, but the best writer on the Staff. Best friends with Prida. Runor: Editor. Runor is a grumpy mute dwarf. He never says anything and just combs articles for technical or mechanical errors, not content. Rarely appears. Sabrina: Patron. Sabrina is Felino's rich fashionable sister who funds the print. She also rarely appears, but is good-natured like Prida, if likely to comment about anything anyone is wearing. Felino: Head. Felino owns it.

~Felino's Gossip~ (First Print!)

Welcome to Felino's Gossip, the best News you can get in all of Arelith! This newspaper was not established to make supplemental income, and all information printed is complete truth with embellishments of delicious fiction. Not edible.

Paladins about in the Tower

A band of goodly folk and paladins have been reported going about in the tower. Clearly, the Tower is wanting to be the new force of Smiteness, Lightness, and endless lectures about proper clothing and the need of pants. The Association of Glamorous Dresses and Skirts is rumored to be considering a protest.

Zhentarim Demands!

A Crazy Monk and his band of Moody Bodies demand unity or death. He clearly lacks any understanding that the rippling divisions has funded the Town Criers of Arelith for generations with the fundings of the cries of war. More completely factual information to come, with interview from actual seven hundred year old Zhentarim Elf! Give or take four hundred years.

WANTED

DROW RAIDERS

Short, Tall, Fat, Skinny, Six fingered or Five, the nefarious but mysterious Drow Raiders are wanted for slavery, libel, slander, murder, kidnapping, assault, manslaughter, and trespassing. Please do not confront on your own. Stay inside at Night. Scream if you see them coming, and keep a hefty coin purse on you to buy your freedom, or a very bright lamp. Shiny gems also suggested. Consult your priest before trying.

HIRING HELP

Snoops needed by staff! Talk to Felino the Glorious Gossip for more information.

HELP WANTED

Wharftown, Burrowhome, and Guldorand are all seeking members to staff their variously unnecessarily complicatedly named watches! Apply within at appropiate watch leader.

PERSONALS

Lonely halfling seeking Love. Must enjoy gate watching. Longshanks need not apply. Pixies welcome. Contact Endy for more information.

Westin seeks stocking assistant. Preferably hates transmutation. Gnomes may not apply. Halflings can not even think about applying. Half-Orcs Hired on the Spot!